Not Making it Awkward™
Officiates weddings. Edits Wikipedia for grammar and feminism. Owns more dresses than you’d care to know. Probably either already has or is about to coordinate you. Still wears a retainer to bed at night. Together with a (imaginary?) feathered friend, writes an advice column called Ask a Toucan. Won’t help you get off the internet at unrulyidiom.com. Is a seasoned pro at Not Making it Awkward™ and would like it if you came and talked to her after the show.
