All-time All-star
Ryan Patrick is an ambidextrous, galactic sex angel from the near future who’s space ship recently crashed somewhere outside of Santa Fe. After days of living off of half a box of Garden Tomato Wheat Thins(a registered trademark of Nabisco), the sentient being finally tricked a passing truck to haul the spaceship to San Francisco. No one has heard of the trucker since. Activities include ecstatic geriatric jazzercise, mint edition VHS copies of Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore’s classic saga of love after death, GHOST, and kale. Favorite days include Boxing Day and Thursdays (except every third thursday of the month).
